Muma Voce: "OOOOh, I'd love to go to midnight mass"


Us: "Shall we go?"


Muma Voce: "NO!"

"Obviously I am a Buddhist... They drink Gin and Ginger. All you have to do is try; that's why it's good being a Buddhist!"

"Nobody's to touch the tree... can you see the slant it's on?"

"Oh my godfathers! People are starting to talk about us, we're becoming famous!"

"Let's do that when I've bought five hundred and thirty four presents! Good God, Man!"

"I'm seriously thinking about compiling a list of men I'd like to marry"

"Baz mate? Ellie, he's your stepdad! Not mate!"

"Look at Tony Soprano, he looks like a nice man"

"Carburetter s that don't need carburettering "

"Dogs need dogging"

"Do you think Rick looks like a real Doctor? He always wears a nice polo shirt under his jacket!"

"Do you know what the Free Masons do to you if they don't like you?"

"If your surname was Seaman, would you change it?"