If a nail falls out of the wall, just hammer it back in with a converse shoe!

Muma Voce: "OOOOh, I'd love to go to midnight mass"


Us: "Shall we go?"


Muma Voce: "NO!"

"Obviously I am a Buddhist... They drink Gin and Ginger. All you have to do is try; that's why it's good being a Buddhist!"

"Nobody's to touch the tree... can you see the slant it's on?"

"Oh my godfathers! People are starting to talk about us, we're becoming famous!"

"Let's do that when I've bought five hundred and thirty four presents! Good God, Man!"

"I'm seriously thinking about compiling a list of men I'd like to marry"